©2009 Feuerstein/Jackson

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WHO LIVED ON A HILL
HIS HOUSE BLEW DOWN BUT HE'S LIVIN THERE STILL

THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A TREE
SHE SAID DAMN THOSE BIRDS FOR SHITTIN ON ME

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO WENT FOR A SWIM
HE NEVER CAME BACK – A CROCODILE ATE HIM

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL WHO DANCED WITH A BEAR
THEY GOT MARRIED NOW THEY'RE LIVIN SOMEWHERE – IN ARKANSAS

NOW THE MORAL TO THE STORY NOW THAT I'M DONE
IS THERE AIN'T ONE