©2009 Feuerstein/Jackson
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WHO LIVED ON A HILL
HIS HOUSE BLEW DOWN BUT HE'S LIVIN THERE STILL
THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A TREE
SHE SAID DAMN THOSE BIRDS FOR SHITTIN ON ME
THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO WENT FOR A SWIM
HE NEVER CAME BACK – A CROCODILE ATE HIM
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL WHO DANCED WITH A BEAR
THEY GOT MARRIED NOW THEY'RE LIVIN SOMEWHERE – IN ARKANSAS
NOW THE MORAL TO THE STORY NOW THAT I'M DONE
IS THERE AIN'T ONE